How do i lose my big hips, thighs and bum in TWO WEEKS!!?

All the scientists and nutritionists say targeted weight loss is impossible, specifically in the hips and thighs areas, but I achieved it with acai berry. I understand they say that pills don't work, but they definitely worked for me, and they've been shown on the Rachael Ray Show too. There's a free trial going on currently at http://lucilne.gesteland.org , try it out, how worse could it make things?